aimso:

When all your friends are online.

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veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her
psychedeliaxxx:

angelveins:

Sidbsbkcksbwjgiisne need

I just can’t

If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them
Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
ir0n-head:

me and condom-balloon’s friendship in a nutshell

pretty much haha
laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.
25vernon:

best line ever 
guerrnica:

at the bottom // brand new

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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